Top 5 Reasons to Shop with Funky Green Machine
1. Free shipping on all orders over $100. How cool is that? We also offer flat-rate shipping of $7.95, all day, every day, for purchases less than $100. U.S. orders only. Restrictions do apply. For more information, please read our Returns and Shipping (U.S. and International)
2. No sales tax, except in Florida because that's how we roll
3. Secure online shopping. Shop with confidence- we protect your information because we care about you. By implementing a variety of security measures, we maintain the safety of your personal information when you place an order or access your personal information. For more information, please read our Privacy Policy
4. Superb customer service. No matter what time of the day, you can always expect the attention you deserve when you shop with us. We'll bend over backwards for you. We'll do wind sprints for you - okay, we won't break any records doing this since we hate to run, but you get the picture right? There's so many ways to contact us: email, phone (800.516.6009), Twitter, Facebook, MySpace. We're everywhere, in a non-creepy way. For more information, please visit our Contact page
5. Uncommon Cool, green products that will make you do flips and other amazing feats of strength you don't normally possess. That's right, our products will make you smile and smiling is good for you and yours
